I keep imagining a sarcastic troll Christmas poem about a hypothetical Larry the Leg Lengthener who wakes up and eats a "balanced and nutritious breakfast" of one tramadol, two paracetamols (painkillers), one lyrica for nerve pain, and one xarelto. To practice his singing and warm up his voice box, he goes to physical therapy to get his legs stretched extra hard today. He meets a 5'11 patient who is trying to get to 6'2 and asks him "why not go for even more". I have to think there are some sarcastic jokes related to leg lengtheners
I have yet to meet a patient who is very tall who is trying to become shorter but I wonder if Dr. Paley has encountered this with extremely tall women wanting to be discriminated against less / wanting to feel more normal
It is different for very tall women though. Although they face discrimination in dating, at the same time, their height/long legs is also kind of seen as desirable
I used to eat bigger breakfasts but somehow now I only eat like a bunch of eggs, chocolate milk, and maybe a small amount of OJ, I can't seem to eat anymore. I hope the hotel gets some like sausage patties or something to spice things up, their usual small thumb-sized sausages I feel are not so appealing after a few times. I'd recommend not eating their honeydew, tasted a bit odd and too soft to me
I feel like there is always a useful thing that can be done in a moment (rest, stretch, refill water, clean up room a bit, set alarm, plan for the upcoming day, exercise on the pedal machine)
I vaguely remember programmerdude or some username said with Dr. Paley LL he just played computer games to pass the time and it wasn't so bad. However, I'm finding sitting at desk to be totally unappealing and less comfortable than a bed, like the thighs will not feel so good after being on a chair for a while, maybe some cushioning helps
podcasts seem to be better when you're exhausted, you just close eyes and go limp