Please help - my 2cm penis isn’t working !! Should I stop drinking paint?? Why don’t women notice me?? I’m 5’3 a big man like my daddy who is also 5’3!! Strong genetics!!
Why don’t girls like me!? I’m cool I like to spread “facts” I made up like I spread my assh0le for my family’s donkey - i learned it from my daddy! We call it milking the donkey in our family and that’s how we get food. If I don’t let the donkey f*ck me my family won’t have donkey spunk to drink and we will starve ( help?? Engrish speak??? I spread fake information and say “facts” and call peple short
Wow wow!! Sounds crazy buddy, thanks for sharing! I’m not an expert at any of that, I’m only here to discuss my experience with CLL and help guide strangers through this difficult and dark path, having toiled through it myself.
Anyways since you asked, here’s some advice: You’re poor, ugly, short, uneducated, and from a 3rd world country. It’s hilarious because at least 4 out of 5 of these things are actually true. You will never be successful or loved. Do us a favor and kill yourself 👍 good luck
Ps here’s another fun fact - men in the US are 5’9.5 average. Whereas in the sh*thole you live in, men marry their sisters.