Write a diary on your life as a cripple. I'd buy it for a good laugh
Dude, seriously! Did you just say that?
We are here on this forum TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER, NOT TO LAUGH AT EACH OTHER ENDING UP CRIPPLES FOR LIFE.
It is because of users like you, that the forum suffers from a negative vibe from time to time.
I think you should apologize.
Don't forget that you also have two legs that are capable of being crippled.