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[ChrisIsaak]

I wonder if it's possible to go black? Lol..

I always wanted to be a black German 7 foot tall striker playing for the German national football team    I'd turn football into a real blood sport and break Messi's legs

Is my case too severe?

[OverrideYouGenetics]

wtf is this thread?

[ChrisIsaak]

Just trolling..

Seriously though, why not?

P.S: I'm still pissed off at Barcelona, it wasn't even a penalty..

[KiloKAHN]

There's a kid named Kyle Broflovski who wanted to play basketball so bad, but he was a short Jewish kid and couldn't make it on the team. Luckily he found a doctor that turned his skin black and made him taller by inserting testicles from a man getting a sex change operation inside his knee caps. Less invasive, but the problem is that if you jump with too much pressure the balls will smash and you'll cripple yourself like Kyle did.

[ChrisIsaak]

But I don't want knee problems in the future, testicle insertion is like LON/LATN.. I spoke with that doctor recently, he said knee caps aren't necessary they can insert the testicles anywhere I want, told me to "Just comply" like Guichet did. Now I have 4 balls and I'm ballin' harder than ever.. I'm still not German though. I'm watching WW2 films to compensate.. Bought myself one of those funny 3-wheel motorbikes to look German

[manale007]

Just trolling..

Seriously though, why not?

P.S: I'm still pissed off at Barcelona, it wasn't even a penalty..

of course it was buddy 
just one word BARCELONA

[manale007]

There's a kid named Kyle Broflovski who wanted to play basketball so bad, but he was a short Jewish kid and couldn't make it on the team. Luckily he found a doctor that turned his skin black and made him taller by inserting testicles from a man getting a sex change operation inside his knee caps. Less invasive, but the problem is that if you jump with too much pressure the balls will smash and you'll cripple yourself like Kyle did.

hahaha! south park, right?
soo funny

[ChrisIsaak]

of course it was buddy 
just one word BARCELONA

It was definitely a red card, but I think Demichelis and Messi were slightly outside of the penalty line    Though they slided so fast that the referee might've been easily mistaken..

[KiloKAHN]

But I don't want knee problems in the future, testicle insertion is like LON/LATN.. I spoke with that doctor recently, he said knee caps aren't necessary they can insert the testicles anywhere I want, told me to "Just comply" like Guichet did. Now I have 4 balls and I'm ballin' harder than ever.. I'm still not German though. I'm watching WW2 films to compensate.. Bought myself one of those funny 3-wheel motorbikes to look German

That made me laugh way more than it probably should have. 

hahaha! south park, right?
soo funny

lol yeah, I love that episode. I think it's called "Mr Garrison's Fancy New V*****".