I underwent all the physical measurements (blood, chest, xrays, etc.) and also the procedure all in the same day, on Tuesday August 25th. I remained utterly resolute to do this, and never once considered otherwise.
Dr. Monegal surprised me at how down to earth and and ordinary he is, yet very devout and sober toward his craft. He explained that he does surgery every single day of the week, and specializes in careful, precise treatment.
I awoke in the post-surgery area, and felt very alive and happy, albeit a tad kooky due to sedation. They wheeled me in my bed back to my room, and I texted friends about my condition. You retain decent lucidity once you awake. The epidural eliminates all pain whatsoever, and instead a bone-level pressure ensues, like if a person squeezed your thighs in their hands at half-strength.
Every day at 8:45am a food personnel enters the room and asks what you you like to eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. As a matter of judgement, I consider the meals below average, regrettably. For example, the first day they gave me a 5-inch green and black banana. I literally laughed at it, took photos, and showed my friends. LOL I explained to the food person that I would not accept that, and she apologized but seemed confused, because apparently they eat green bananas. Besides this, the meals consist of staples and will suffice for the 7 day duration at the hospital.
At 9am, two nurses come in, sponge bathe your whole body with soap, and give new sheets and pillows. You will need to become content with letting staffers gently wash your genitals, because they will each day.
Then at about 12pm and 7pm they give you additional meals.
If you elect for the epidural,
which I recommend, you need to acknowledge that three cords will enter your body:
- Epidural in spine—which you forget exists
- Catheter in penis or vagina—which you do not forget, but spares you from urinating manually
- IV in arm—for nourishment, analgesia, and anticoagulation
It does seem a little artificial and disconcerting once you realize the number of wires in your flesh, but you remain moderately mobile in bed, despite their placement.
Today, day 4, Friday, they removed my epidural, and now employ only an IV analgesic. In fact, at the moment I type this, the bag has become empty, and I sit here on a chair next to my bed without any chemical support and feel pretty normal.
As encouragement, not a single time have I considered this an unwise procedure, and have not once suffered in any pain. I would grade the discomfort level at under 5 the entire time so far. In other words,
you can do this.
As others have echoed, I suspect the crux of any dislike would be the boredom of lying in a bed for 16 hours straight, days upon days. However, watch your laptop, chat on your phone, do whatever, and it will pass.
All in all, the nurses have treated me extremely kindly and carefully, and Dr. Monegal is a truly world class surgeon.
I can safely recommend this to people so far!