Hey redwood. You can go to Dr. Paley in Florida. You'll first need to get your femurs lengthened, wait a year and then do tibias (13 cm). Repeat this one more time (13 cm), then do tibias one last time (2 cm). This should only take about five years and cost $460,000. Don't forget to add in accommodation. I recommend arm lengthening afterwards.
In all seriousness, I'm hoping this is a joke.